If You Like Camping, You're Lying. Danny Villalpando – Full Special

If You Like Camping, You're Lying. Danny Villalpando – Full Special

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50 Comments

  1. Enlightened Idiot on July 26, 2022 at 3:03 am

    My grandfather used to say… CAMPING? I spent my first 30 years camping. Now I’ve built a house…

  2. ERIN BUZZETTI on July 26, 2022 at 3:03 am

    He must have wiener dogs!

  3. ERIN BUZZETTI on July 26, 2022 at 3:04 am

    Don鈥檛 make me balance like an adult!!!!

  4. Dingus Dingus on July 26, 2022 at 3:04 am

    Fun fact: in the American colonies, no one was ever burned at the stake, for witchcraft or any other reason. Burning witches (and heretics) was strictly a European thing. During the Salem witch hysteria of 1693 nineteen people (mostly young girls) were hung, and an attempt was made to crush a man to death by placing him prostrate on the ground, and placing a large wooden barn door on top of him , and piling rocks on top of this until he was squashed like a bug. Cotton Mather, the colonial governor, heard of this and put a stop to the executions, but there were no autos da fe.

  5. Lee Mason on July 26, 2022 at 3:05 am

    Nice making fun of "the gays" & interior decorators, you dope

  6. J F on July 26, 2022 at 3:05 am

    My vet remembers my dogs birthday lol

  7. Kessia Wright on July 26, 2022 at 3:06 am

    I only remember my cats because one was born on Valentines Day and the other one was born on my sister’s birthday.

  8. Madhu Muralidharan on July 26, 2022 at 3:09 am

    Amazing

  9. pianomanhere on July 26, 2022 at 3:09 am

    I love the outdoors, but camping is not worth the effort, hassle and danger.

  10. Marcelle Pesek on July 26, 2022 at 3:12 am

    Danny Vaillalpando, I think your name is beautiful and you’re a very funny and very nice gentleman! I hope to see more of your shows. I was impressed by your opinions against bullfighting and about the skydiving dog: "By the time they get to earth, the dog will be speaking English. "Bark, bark, bark, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no!" Would be interesting if we could interview pets about their caretaker’s fun ideas. In fact, they do, in a 2-part British comedy program called "Creature Comforts". It’s claymation and absolute genius workmanship, with interesting opinions spoken by the British public voicing the animals. Thanks, Dry Bar, for "keeping it clean".

  11. Peter Jarnes on July 26, 2022 at 3:13 am

    I’m used to hearing this guy on Sirius XM on Sirius XM and laughing hysterically but now seeing his movements is hilarious 馃槀!

  12. ERIN BUZZETTI on July 26, 2022 at 3:13 am

    That car was just trying to say my name!! Erin Errrrrin! Errrin! Eriiiin!

  13. William Mason on July 26, 2022 at 3:13 am

    Sprout’s is organic???
    I gotta call BS on that one.
    I had a load of berries from Driscoll’s. Half went to a Walmart DC (Walmart doesn’t sell organic). The other half went to Sprouts.

    The boxes did NOT say "Organic."

  14. Ghost In The Machine on July 26, 2022 at 3:14 am

    We gave witches their own TV show, It’s called ‘The View’

  15. Raymond Lin on July 26, 2022 at 3:14 am

    I never understood camping, bring food, water, clothes, firearms, light, phone, to basically walk and sleep in the woods.
    I can hike all day, go home and sleep in a nice warm soft bed bed. Food in the fridge. Pee in the bathroom

  16. kmt00 on July 26, 2022 at 3:14 am

    You got me good with the Civic bro !! Great show ! XD

  17. Swayzo Crazo on July 26, 2022 at 3:15 am

    People like camping cause that’s the only time they go outside

  18. Nancy Anderson on July 26, 2022 at 3:15 am

    You’re great

  19. Tom Blakley on July 26, 2022 at 3:20 am

    Wonderful presentation . A lot of fun . This guy is good 馃槉 …

  20. Michelle Schulz on July 26, 2022 at 3:20 am

    I hate candy corn too 馃憤

  21. ERIN BUZZETTI on July 26, 2022 at 3:25 am

    You are awesome!!

  22. Paul Redinger on July 26, 2022 at 3:28 am

    I love candy corn

  23. James Lipke on July 26, 2022 at 3:29 am

    I’m 56 years old. My sophomore year in high school we had two foreign exchange students, one was from Spain. His name was Ram贸n. We took him cow tipping one night. If you’re nit familiar with cow tipping, look it up. Unfortunately, Ram贸n tipped over a sleeping bull. We had never seen anyone run and climb a tree so damned fast!!! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
    It was hilarious! About 15 minutes after that bull chased Ram贸n up that tree, he would walk a few feet away, stop, look back at the tree, walk a few more feet and stop again. That went for about 45 minutes. Every time Ram贸n thought it was safe start climbing down, the bull would just stop and stare at him. Ram贸n was finally able to climb down and jump the fence after 45 minutes. In all fairness, we thought the bull had been put in the corral and was no longer in the pasture. Ram贸n used colorful language but after a few hours started laughing about it. A few weeks later, we took him snipe hunting…We all really liked him, he was just a good guy and Thank God he had a sense of humor!

    ~ APRIL LIPKE

  24. The Bewitching Hour on July 26, 2022 at 3:31 am

    He鈥檚 hilarious!

  25. Soketzu Applesauce on July 26, 2022 at 3:32 am

    Certified boomercore humor. He’s good at telling it, though.

  26. Muhammad Syukor Mohd Rijimi on July 26, 2022 at 3:32 am

    He looks like little finger gain a few pounds

  27. Paul Redinger on July 26, 2022 at 3:33 am

    This has more commercials then regular television! Greedy much? Ok, I understand making a little moneys fine. It鈥檚 cool and I understand that. But I think you鈥檝e gone a bit overboard! Maybe add another 50 commercials will make your channel better.

  28. schadowolf on July 26, 2022 at 3:34 am

    Hilarious!

  29. Purple Duck on July 26, 2022 at 3:36 am

    This was FANTASTIC!! The crowd however I fear has fallen asleep with all the thought control classes. But Danny, you are great. Thank you.

  30. Betty Houk on July 26, 2022 at 3:36 am

    If you have a nomadic soul camping is your way of connecting to the universe. ! I have am an EMPTH with a Nomadic SOUL so was my husband ! He has taken another path,but he is waiting until I 鈥渃atch up 鈥 have a few more things to do here in this dimension ! Keep happy thoughts 馃挱 in your mind, Love 鉂わ笍 in your heart and kindness in your soul ! And don鈥檛 forget about music . Magic of music clears the mind ! Dancing 馃拑馃暫馃徏keeps you on track !

  31. Customer Customer on July 26, 2022 at 3:40 am

    No dude. If you don’t enjoy camping your not doing it right!!!

  32. John Doe on July 26, 2022 at 3:43 am

    Right! we evolved beyond hunter-gathering 10,000 years ago. Permanent shelter and flush toilets are the mark of civilization.

  33. Cedar Poplar on July 26, 2022 at 3:44 am

    This guy knows

  34. kelley watkins on July 26, 2022 at 3:46 am

    OMG. I. HAVEN’T LAUGHED SO. MUCH IN. YEARS……TY….BLESS. YOU. N. YOUR. WIFE. N. PUPS,,,,,THANK. YOU AGAIN

  35. Rebelgirl 7 on July 26, 2022 at 3:47 am

    Funny guy.

  36. Donald Timmons on July 26, 2022 at 3:48 am

    Well done Sir, thank you!

  37. Sabrina Tremblay on July 26, 2022 at 3:49 am

    Candy corn is delicious stop the foolishness 馃槀馃槀馃挍

  38. Ayrista Miller on July 26, 2022 at 3:51 am

    I laughed through his entire set! This guy is absolutely hilarious 馃槀鈾ワ笍

  39. franktiregod on July 26, 2022 at 3:51 am

    My friend always trying to get us to go camping. I told him I camp at the nearest hotel.
    Why would I go pretend to be homeless?

  40. Michele Rich on July 26, 2022 at 3:52 am

    this fell pretty flat to me

  41. PJ Fountaine on July 26, 2022 at 3:53 am

    Old style, true, roughing it camping: a tent, sleeping bags, ice chest, and Coleman lanterns and portable cookstove, or the wood burning, concrete sided box that has a steel top you can set a pot on top of ( offered in some rugged campgrounds i have come across years ago).Camping was Sleeping in a bag on the ground, or maybe on a blow -up mattress the size of a personal float raft. You were doing well if you had a cot. There was an outhouse, sometimes, and maybe, later on, a bathroom with flushing toilets. You went camping to get away from modern living. What is the point if you take all the electronic devices and battery powered noise makers with you. Haha go stay in a trailer park for a month. Basically the same environment, haha

  42. ruste shackleferd on July 26, 2022 at 3:54 am

    Still hilarious.馃槅馃槅馃槅

  43. Brandon Govreau on July 26, 2022 at 3:57 am

    What if there were a race of humans that were giants that were worshiped like God’s by regular sized humans and those giants were the ones that built all those structures and those giants were genetically engineered from aliens to be construction workers that can even still be construction workers even during an apocalypse but a different alien race made them go extinct because those giants were technically slaves by the alien race that created them they were evil slaves

  44. David Vincent on July 26, 2022 at 3:58 am

    We all need a good laugh ? I just got done filling my gas tank. I鈥檓 trying not to cry all the way home. What the heck has happened to our beloved country ?

  45. steady on July 26, 2022 at 3:58 am

    Camp fires for one !

  46. fuqinazhole on July 26, 2022 at 3:58 am

    The matador callback was pretty good.
    Ok the chair will go over here…I kid you! It’ll go over here

  47. Inquiring Tardigrade on July 26, 2022 at 4:00 am

    Organic food makes you weak ?!
    Who sponsored this ? The pesticide industry ? If you鈥檙e going to be a tool, at least be funny.

  48. Cameron Stone on July 26, 2022 at 4:01 am

    Great Show

  49. Customer Customer on July 26, 2022 at 4:01 am

    Badly mislead my brother.

  50. I Play One On T.V. on July 26, 2022 at 4:01 am

    I just can’t stop laughing with this guy. He should have a TV sitcom deal.

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