If You Like Camping, You're Lying. Danny Villalpando – Full Special
If You Like Camping, You're Lying. Danny Villalpando – Full Special
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My grandfather used to say… CAMPING? I spent my first 30 years camping. Now I’ve built a house…
He must have wiener dogs!
Donโt make me balance like an adult!!!!
Fun fact: in the American colonies, no one was ever burned at the stake, for witchcraft or any other reason. Burning witches (and heretics) was strictly a European thing. During the Salem witch hysteria of 1693 nineteen people (mostly young girls) were hung, and an attempt was made to crush a man to death by placing him prostrate on the ground, and placing a large wooden barn door on top of him , and piling rocks on top of this until he was squashed like a bug. Cotton Mather, the colonial governor, heard of this and put a stop to the executions, but there were no autos da fe.
Nice making fun of "the gays" & interior decorators, you dope
My vet remembers my dogs birthday lol
I only remember my cats because one was born on Valentines Day and the other one was born on my sister’s birthday.
Amazing
I love the outdoors, but camping is not worth the effort, hassle and danger.
Danny Vaillalpando, I think your name is beautiful and you’re a very funny and very nice gentleman! I hope to see more of your shows. I was impressed by your opinions against bullfighting and about the skydiving dog: "By the time they get to earth, the dog will be speaking English. "Bark, bark, bark, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no!" Would be interesting if we could interview pets about their caretaker’s fun ideas. In fact, they do, in a 2-part British comedy program called "Creature Comforts". It’s claymation and absolute genius workmanship, with interesting opinions spoken by the British public voicing the animals. Thanks, Dry Bar, for "keeping it clean".
I’m used to hearing this guy on Sirius XM on Sirius XM and laughing hysterically but now seeing his movements is hilarious ๐!
That car was just trying to say my name!! Erin Errrrrin! Errrin! Eriiiin!
Sprout’s is organic???
I gotta call BS on that one.
I had a load of berries from Driscoll’s. Half went to a Walmart DC (Walmart doesn’t sell organic). The other half went to Sprouts.
The boxes did NOT say "Organic."
We gave witches their own TV show, It’s called ‘The View’
I never understood camping, bring food, water, clothes, firearms, light, phone, to basically walk and sleep in the woods.
I can hike all day, go home and sleep in a nice warm soft bed bed. Food in the fridge. Pee in the bathroom
You got me good with the Civic bro !! Great show ! XD
People like camping cause that’s the only time they go outside
You’re great
Wonderful presentation . A lot of fun . This guy is good ๐ …
I hate candy corn too ๐
You are awesome!!
I love candy corn
I’m 56 years old. My sophomore year in high school we had two foreign exchange students, one was from Spain. His name was Ramรณn. We took him cow tipping one night. If you’re nit familiar with cow tipping, look it up. Unfortunately, Ramรณn tipped over a sleeping bull. We had never seen anyone run and climb a tree so damned fast!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
It was hilarious! About 15 minutes after that bull chased Ramรณn up that tree, he would walk a few feet away, stop, look back at the tree, walk a few more feet and stop again. That went for about 45 minutes. Every time Ramรณn thought it was safe start climbing down, the bull would just stop and stare at him. Ramรณn was finally able to climb down and jump the fence after 45 minutes. In all fairness, we thought the bull had been put in the corral and was no longer in the pasture. Ramรณn used colorful language but after a few hours started laughing about it. A few weeks later, we took him snipe hunting…We all really liked him, he was just a good guy and Thank God he had a sense of humor!
~ APRIL LIPKE
Heโs hilarious!
Certified boomercore humor. He’s good at telling it, though.
He looks like little finger gain a few pounds
This has more commercials then regular television! Greedy much? Ok, I understand making a little moneys fine. Itโs cool and I understand that. But I think youโve gone a bit overboard! Maybe add another 50 commercials will make your channel better.
Hilarious!
This was FANTASTIC!! The crowd however I fear has fallen asleep with all the thought control classes. But Danny, you are great. Thank you.
If you have a nomadic soul camping is your way of connecting to the universe. ! I have am an EMPTH with a Nomadic SOUL so was my husband ! He has taken another path,but he is waiting until I โcatch up โ have a few more things to do here in this dimension ! Keep happy thoughts ๐ญ in your mind, Love โค๏ธ in your heart and kindness in your soul ! And donโt forget about music . Magic of music clears the mind ! Dancing ๐๐บ๐ผkeeps you on track !
No dude. If you don’t enjoy camping your not doing it right!!!
Right! we evolved beyond hunter-gathering 10,000 years ago. Permanent shelter and flush toilets are the mark of civilization.
This guy knows
OMG. I. HAVEN’T LAUGHED SO. MUCH IN. YEARS……TY….BLESS. YOU. N. YOUR. WIFE. N. PUPS,,,,,THANK. YOU AGAIN
Funny guy.
Well done Sir, thank you!
Candy corn is delicious stop the foolishness ๐๐๐
I laughed through his entire set! This guy is absolutely hilarious ๐โฅ๏ธ
My friend always trying to get us to go camping. I told him I camp at the nearest hotel.
Why would I go pretend to be homeless?
this fell pretty flat to me
Old style, true, roughing it camping: a tent, sleeping bags, ice chest, and Coleman lanterns and portable cookstove, or the wood burning, concrete sided box that has a steel top you can set a pot on top of ( offered in some rugged campgrounds i have come across years ago).Camping was Sleeping in a bag on the ground, or maybe on a blow -up mattress the size of a personal float raft. You were doing well if you had a cot. There was an outhouse, sometimes, and maybe, later on, a bathroom with flushing toilets. You went camping to get away from modern living. What is the point if you take all the electronic devices and battery powered noise makers with you. Haha go stay in a trailer park for a month. Basically the same environment, haha
Still hilarious.๐๐๐
What if there were a race of humans that were giants that were worshiped like God’s by regular sized humans and those giants were the ones that built all those structures and those giants were genetically engineered from aliens to be construction workers that can even still be construction workers even during an apocalypse but a different alien race made them go extinct because those giants were technically slaves by the alien race that created them they were evil slaves
We all need a good laugh ? I just got done filling my gas tank. Iโm trying not to cry all the way home. What the heck has happened to our beloved country ?
Camp fires for one !
The matador callback was pretty good.
Ok the chair will go over here…I kid you! It’ll go over here
Organic food makes you weak ?!
Who sponsored this ? The pesticide industry ? If youโre going to be a tool, at least be funny.
Great Show
Badly mislead my brother.
I just can’t stop laughing with this guy. He should have a TV sitcom deal.