The Public Bathroom Experience You'll Never Forget (r/AskReddit)

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  1. Jason Maier on August 31, 2022 at 3:09 am

    Funniest for me was when I was taking a leak; a guy in the stall was taking a real loud dump (with grunting). I had to stifle my laughter so I wouldn’t whizz all over the place; but someone else told the guy to do a courtesy flush!

    Worst was when I really had to go; but the bathroom smelled rank nasty …. I had to whiz in record time before I started to dry wretch.

  2. Alice Walton MTF on August 31, 2022 at 3:10 am

    I somehow managed to lock myself in a KFC toliet when I was 6 and jammed it. I was stuck for 20 minutes until my dad thought to look for me.

  3. KAMIKAZEKITTIES II on August 31, 2022 at 3:11 am

    was at a small kfc in Egypt while on a trip, bathroom had those western saloon style doors and it led to a room with a sink in the middle and a male stall on the left side of the room and female on the right. Found it very uncomfortable especially knowing their culture…

  4. Amelia Mae on August 31, 2022 at 3:14 am

    I don’t even let my pants fall all the way to the floor and I’m female…i don’t even Do that at home…..what kind of man does that period!!!!????

  5. WTF Kanal 99 on August 31, 2022 at 3:15 am

    Sick barnet, pupper

  6. HotWax93 on August 31, 2022 at 3:18 am

    One time when I was a small boy, I was in the bathroom at a local hospital when I saw a bug in one of the urinals. You’d think being in a hospital (and a well-respected one at that) that they’d regularly clean and sanitize the bathrooms, so this was kind of a surprising find. To this day, I rarely use urinals when I go into public bathrooms.

  7. jackaboi on August 31, 2022 at 3:19 am

    Sick barnet, pupper. I love king charles spaniels so much.

  8. Ocean DiGregorio on August 31, 2022 at 3:20 am

    I was 6 or 7 using the urinal and some creepy old guy used the one next to me looked over the tiny wall asked me if I could use some help. So I ran out told my mom a manager heard before we told them she asked me if it was just him in there I said ya so they blocked the entrance and called the police. Idk what happened after the cops came but I confirmed it was the guy after they cuffed him. And that was it.

  9. Suck It on August 31, 2022 at 3:23 am

    Lmao last friday i told my friends that i was gonna go take my drugs my brother gave me and when i went walking in there i seen 2 guys sharing a urinal and i was like oop and i went strait to the shitter and just found that really weird. Pretty sure they were doing drugs like me. And lmao first day at school i just got there and i went into the female washroom and i thought it was the males washroom and used it and then when i was washing my hands i look to the right and see tampons is look ooh thats weird… oop i ran out of there feeling like i was a pred

  10. ABC7 on August 31, 2022 at 3:24 am

    What does cruising in a bathroom mean?

  11. BToad Gaming on August 31, 2022 at 3:26 am

    No views 2 likes
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  12. Alex Cruz on August 31, 2022 at 3:30 am

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  13. Bradley Selk on August 31, 2022 at 3:30 am

    Walked in and three guys were dancing to what is love being played on ones cell phone.

    I joined in😐

  14. Tyler's mercedes benz gaming on August 31, 2022 at 3:31 am

    2:33 i can make super car noises LOL

  15. Skye Productions on August 31, 2022 at 3:31 am

    Blind person here. I freaking love these! I’ve got two stories. So I was like six and on a road trip with my family. We stopped at A rest stop because we’d been driving for like a few hours. I don’t know what it is about me, but I have always to this day been able to hold in my pee or shit for longer than an average person and not feel the need to go. So my dad had me come in the bathroom with him and wait while he did his thing. So I’m standing there, and hearing him peeing, and peeing, and peeing. I found this really amazing, so what do I do? I shout super loud in the echoy bathroom so that I know he can hear me, “ whoa!!!! Dad!!!! You’re going a lot!!!! Whoa!!!! You’re still going!!!! Whoa!!!! How can anyone pee for that long?” Second story, not in a public bathroom, but here goes: so me and my sister were little, like six and four, and we both had to pee. Our house has two bathrooms, one that’s my siblings and my dad, and the other that’s just for my mom. So we both had to pee, and we thought of the clever idea of peeing at the same time and we thought everyone was stupid because they had not thought of the idea. So we went into the bathroom and sat on each other’s laps and let’s just say it did not end up with the revolutionizing results we hoped for.

  16. Backyardmech1 on August 31, 2022 at 3:32 am

    😂 I’m going to start using the terms butt trash and poop room.

  17. Matt W on August 31, 2022 at 3:33 am

    I worked as a courier once and toilet stops are few and far between sometimes. I inadvertently used a gents that appeared to be used for cottaging. I needed to pee badly. I saw 2 or 3 guys at the urinals, decided to go into the cubicle/stall for a bit of privacy but it was grim . I turned around to go to the available urinal but beforehand I saw two of the guys at the urinal looking at me as my made way back from the cubicle. I went for the end available urinal. Didn’t care if the guy next to me copped an eyeful tbh as I needed to pee badly. Not that I have a huge knob or anything!
    Fortunately got out of there afterwards without incident and carried on with my courier duties.

  18. Jay Green on August 31, 2022 at 3:35 am

    I had to ask a national guard member to unzip and re-zip my spider-ham cosplay because I had to piss and the string I had on the zipper broke. Conventions are fun.

  19. Teresa Lynn on August 31, 2022 at 3:36 am

    When your shitting in a public bathroom you are supposed to flush each turd so it won’t smell so bad. It’s called a courtesy flush. If you ever go to prison you make sure you courtesy flush.

  20. Observant Owl on August 31, 2022 at 3:37 am

    I went into a public bathroom not too long ago to get rid of what felt like a football stuck in my body. I grab a stall and it looks Ok and some guy is in the next stall. I sit down, then I hear "Howes it going" Me: reluctantly: ‘Ok I guess’ . Then he starts his conversation. Apparently he initiated a phone call while he was taking a shit. Who does this. I’ve heard of people reading the newspaper in the bathroom but c’mon people.

  21. BigGamePlayer101 on August 31, 2022 at 3:37 am

    sick barnet pupper. I remember I was at a camp a few years ago, they held it at an Elementary school in my district. I went to the bathroom, unloaded, then i came out and saw a girl in there. I just quickly got out of there.

  22. SegaNeptuneX90 on August 31, 2022 at 3:38 am

    I will say this: despite the bullying I endured in middle and high school, I had been lucky enough to be strong enough hold it in while in school because almost every toilet I’ve ever seen where so Shitty and Nasty that I couldn’t be myself to use the John while in school.

    Hell, I remember in middle school that some black kids (I’m black too) were dumping a trash can on a Mexican boy and laughing while using the toilet. As an adult now, I felt sorry for him because no boy should endure that kind of crap.

    But for real, you should not hold in your poo if you really need to go because what can be worse, shitting on yourself in front of people by accident or clean the toilet as well as you can as use the thing?

  23. Rosie stewart on August 31, 2022 at 3:41 am

    i ‘m female. was having dinner in olive garden with several friends. accidentally went in the men’s rest room, no one else in there. didn’t notice, until i came out of the stall and saw the urinals. my friends teased me about this for months !

  24. spirals 73 on August 31, 2022 at 3:43 am

    I used to work at a big box store. One of our semi-regular customers used to do a full brush and floss of her teeth in our bathroom. She didn’t appear to be homeless which would be some kind of reason for it. Sometimes she hummed to herself while she did it.

  25. singer2be on August 31, 2022 at 3:44 am

    My great grandma used the bathroom on a train and squatted cuz she didn’t want to touch the toilet. The train started while she was peeing, lost her balance, and it got everywhere.

  26. Chocolate Sugar-Lovage on August 31, 2022 at 3:46 am

    Nothing too weird, except for a few pads on the walls! 😅

  27. WTF Kanal 99 on August 31, 2022 at 3:47 am

    Sick barnet, pupper

  28. Army of Goats on August 31, 2022 at 3:48 am

    Nothing’s gonna stop her now…

  29. Fish sticks on August 31, 2022 at 3:49 am

    I had to pee at McDonald’s once. It was just me and my dad. I accidentally walked into the men’s bathroom because it was on the side that most women’s bathrooms are. There was a guy using the urinal, so I got really embarrassed. Before I could run out he said, “You okay kid?” I have no idea why he asked, maybe I just looked really scared, but the reason I think he thought I was a guy was because I have really short hair.

  30. Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access on August 31, 2022 at 3:50 am

    That’s why I just go to the bathroom in the woods, I don’t really have to worry about that stuff out here

  31. Liana V on August 31, 2022 at 3:52 am

    Went into the mall bathroom and see this woman chugging rubbing alcohol! I freak out, run to get security. The guard says "oh yeah, that’s Alice, she does it all the time." He was so nonchalant about it…i thought she was gonna die…

  32. HeisenSaul on August 31, 2022 at 3:52 am

    ok so this happened to me recently. I was at work and I come out of the stall and I turn to my left to see this guy in his 40s completely drop his pants to use the urinal. His pants are at his ankles and there is me and one other guy in there and we have to pretend like we didnt see anything. My first thought was that he was like a special needs adult but the game came right up next to me to wash his hands and said something to himself about asking his wife something so that didnt seem to be the case. I hadnt seen this move since grade school so it was pretty jarring to see a 40 something man do that in a public restroom lol

  33. ZM Dumpbox on August 31, 2022 at 3:53 am

    13:22 "shy brown eye" "So my 11:00 butt trash arrives and I book it to the poop room."
    I dunno how people keep coming up with all this amazing fecal-matters slang.

  34. Roxanne on August 31, 2022 at 3:54 am

    I was taking a pee and these rowdy girls came into the bathroom being so loud and obnoxious. All of the stalls were occupied so these girls were loudly complaining and swearing about it. One of them then started repeatedly kicking my stall door, shouting – “I NEED to FUCKIN’ PISS!!” It was probably the most ridiculous thing I’ve experienced in a restroom. I know it was very rude of the girl to be kicking and smacking my stall door but it was really funny in a way, looking back on it.

  35. Raven Stone on August 31, 2022 at 3:55 am

    The one with the two Aarons was pretty funny and made me laugh out loud. Kinda wholesome actually! I think my weirdest bathroom experience was the time I at about 8 years old walked into the men’s room (I’m a woman) because I thought it had the female symbol on the door. As I was about to leave, a man came in and did a double take at this little 8 year old girl with long hair and probably a purple shirt or accessory. I was extremely confused until I looked at the signs on the doors again. EDIT: the "Goddamnit James stop looking at my dong!" had me nearly falling off my bed laughing xD

  36. Orion The Raptor on August 31, 2022 at 3:57 am

    Walking into a restroom and two fat guys making musical farts

  37. Jenrs044 on August 31, 2022 at 3:57 am

    Ok guys I have a legit question now. He said he walked in on his boss using the urinal with his pants down to his ankles??? I’m confused isn’t that how all you so that. Cause u have to use your hands to aim??

  38. Emily Sanders on August 31, 2022 at 4:03 am

    A girl on my floor of my dorm regularly takes her pants and underwear off when going to the bathroom. She puts them in a pile on the floor of the stall and then gets dressed before leaving. It’s strange.

  39. Blackhole53 on August 31, 2022 at 4:04 am

    I walked into the bathroom stopped at the door to listen and see if anyone was there. thought it was empty so I started singing my lungs out kept walking and saw someone washing their hands staring at me

  40. Bottle Rocket on August 31, 2022 at 4:06 am

    Accidentally running into the female bathroom when I was 7. I know it was forgiven because I was small and it was an accident, but I was scared and embarrassed out of my mind.

  41. Amelia Mae on August 31, 2022 at 4:07 am

    Oh and notice how 99% of these stories r from men

  42. Connie T on August 31, 2022 at 4:07 am

    Went into the mens by accident and I was in critical didnt think eneything of it as small bathroom and then I hear the door open and someone starting to pee I was like the fuck and then the guy started singing as he pisses I had to no join in as he was singing disney songs and its goifn to be creepy if you heard a 8 year old girl singing with you from behind you

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