What is the best thing you've heard while using a public restroom? – (r/AskReddit)
What is the best thing you've heard while using a public restroom? – (r/AskReddit)
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Their stories are weird but i was at a hotel with that japanese toilets out of 2999 in a public restroom cassualy taking a shit while a guy randomly starts screaming that his dog stole his meth while the ipad on the toilet starts playing a EAS (emergency alert system) because of a nearby forest fire then the guy starts swearing and saying that the soviet dolphins are mad at the turtles so they burned the forest a half our later we could go back to the hotel though and i dont think his dog stole the math he was crazy af a day later i see him in the pool while Playing with the ducks that he set in the pool and saying they can suck his dick when he is done
I noped the f outta there
"Hands full of dong" will never not be funny.
3:17
*plop*
Thank you jesus for the blessings
*plop*
Thank you jesus for the everlasting love
*plop*
Thank you jesus for helping me cleanse my stomach of brown sin
This video is a whole bunch of "WTF"
*Mom why is there a hole on this wall?*
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When I was 11 years old, I was in class and asked to go to the bathroom. Instead of using the our floors bathroom, I went to the basement one just to walk a bit. I hear something in near the last stall. I go to the 1 by it get in hear a little more noise. I look a bit under and can see 2 pairs of legs, pants up to the ankle. I’m noticed and the girl says something like wanna be next. I just walked out questioning if that really happened.
never trust a mother bird
3:59 if she was a guy she would probably be in prison right now
A lot of the urinal stories here are exactly why I always use a stall regardless. No offense but I’m just trying to piss not make friends lol
On that note – people who don’t lock public bathroom stall doors: Sorry to be the one to tell you, but it turns out you were all actually stillborn.
LOCK THE GODDAMN DOOR.
Having to clean the bathrooms at work I quickly learned someone kept eating in the ladies room. Everything from pistachio shells to rib bones always in the same stall.
That was the same job I had to talk to HR on why I was in the ladies bathroom after the manager pushed the cleaning cart out of the way to walk in as I am mopping the floor.
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4:47 that had me dying 🤣🤣🤣😂😅. And her comment might have helped to some but not to all, especially if anyone read H manga
Turn on subtitles
Austin? Austin Post? POST MALONE IS THAT YOU?!!
Also my autistic 6 yearold niece REFUSES to use public bathrooms. This summer I’m gonna take her to the stores with me more often to condition her into using them (I buy lots of candy) so she wouldn’t have to scream when she has to use the student bathrooms at school. I understand that they’re trying to be inclusive by giving her- her own bathroom to use. But she’s only the way she is because my parents enable her to. I’m autistic, I was diagnosed around the same time I was diagnosed with ptsd. Being autistic isn’t any excuse to act a certain way. I didn’t act like that when I was her age (very close in range) shes smart as hell, she learns everything I learn. She wants to do what i do. Which is good because it helps her learn to express herself and act accordingly to social situations. Unlike my parents, I don’t yell when she has freak outs, like moments ago when I told her no to having a gummy worms (that’s for when she does something we ask her to) she almost started getting whiny until I told her firmly "no" without any emotion. Yelling at her just turns into a contest of whoever can scream loudest wins. Which is why I don’t enable it. I may have a short temper but I will not stand for kids acting entitles and whiney.
If someone’s making out in the restroom and notice me would it be fine if I said “it’s fine I’m not doing anything”
*never trust a mother bird*
Anyone watching this while on the toilet? (Public or private)
In high school, I was at the mall with a group of guys. We went into the restroom and saw the feet of someone under the stall door. A guy in our group reached under the door and grabbed the guys pants that were bunched around his ankles and pulled him off the toilet. The poor guy yelled as his naked ass hit the filthy floor.
20th comment/early gang
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I heard a guy in the stall yell out of nowhere , “I’M BATMAN!!!”
I’m here first
Why does this show up while im taking a shit
Several years later, I wanted to go to the bathroom. So i went,did some business there, then…i hear someone farting SO DAMN LOUD! Damn,i thought: “This girl probably has a gas bomb or something”. Like,it was pretty loud and long fart,dammit.
School bathrooms.
One of the younger students comes in with a hand full of gravel. Sits in a cubicle, drops the rocks in the bowl, and groans really loudly.
The act was creative, but not very convincing.
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Well…
There was once a hole in the wall and a dong came out of this
Since it had a condom on I started sucking it because I was super horny atm
The weird thing is I saw him after finishing and we once had a ons (abou a half year earlier) , no one said a word and we never met again
I once overheard someone talking on the phone to who I assume was a drug dealer about buying drugs. Idk if the girl talking on the phone was really gonna buy the drugs or if she was just messing with me. But, either way, I felt very uncomfortable.
By the way, this happened in a *HIGH SCHOOL WASHROOM*
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At a greyhound bus station, my brother and I once entered the bathroom to find a very well dressed (suit, tie, trench coat, hat) old guy at the sink cupping water in his hands and snorting it up his nose with a gross piggish sound. He didn’t acknowledge our presence before straightening his hat in the mirror and calmly walking out.
Please, do never go to r/libertarian.
like or u gay
9th comment! Ill never see this again…
Blrrp! Thats what i heard
I heard someone take a huge diarrhoea in the stall right next to me and it reeked..