Worst “Bathroom Emergency” Stories

Worst “Bathroom Emergency” Stories

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  1. Connor McLernon on November 22, 2022 at 7:29 am

    I have stories I could tell of a roommate in college and a flight he took to Jacksonville, but I think I’ll let him have his dignity.

    Also, laughing at most of these.

    A reminder to use the bathroom when you have the chance.

  2. R R on November 22, 2022 at 7:29 am

    Hey teachers, kids aren’t some magical beings at holding it. So if a kid has to go, let them fricking go.

  3. Rainbowdragon2 on November 22, 2022 at 7:31 am

    We have two bathrooms in our house, there’s only 3 people at any one time. So usually there isn’t a problem with people getting a toilet if they need it. That changes though if one person is taking a shower. Yep, I had to go with one person in the shower and the other taking a week-long dump. Ugh.

  4. Mr.VideoGames on November 22, 2022 at 7:35 am

    20:24: anyone else have the fast food place glitch

  5. Roxanne on November 22, 2022 at 7:36 am

    20:25 Our stomachs when they’re empty..

  6. Hungryghost01 on November 22, 2022 at 7:39 am

    16:43 poop in the ocean

  7. Nicholas Nguyen on November 22, 2022 at 7:40 am

    Needing to f-ing poop when stuck in traffic jam an hour after drinking McDonald’s coffee… .

    Never again!

  8. Juliet Findlay on November 22, 2022 at 7:42 am

    Iimportant lesson here. Always Always pack toilet paper

  9. Jon Giovanna on November 22, 2022 at 7:43 am

    Funniest thing for me, I’ve never had a problem with Taco Bell. It’s never given me a crap explosion like I hear so many other people experience. The first time I got horrid food poisoning was from undercooked teriyaki chicken. Not the worst since it only lasted one day, but for me, it was the worst thing I had ever experienced. At one point I couldn’t move off of the floor of the bathroom because I was so nauseous I thought I would puke as soon as I moved an inch upward. Fuck that mess. Fuck that restaurant.

  10. monkeynumber nine on November 22, 2022 at 7:44 am

    I had severe food poisoning once- thanks to KFC left out after work for a couple of hours…
    Everything came out of me at the same time for several hours 😬, it was horrific and painful.
    I was 17.

  11. Vic Pease on November 22, 2022 at 7:44 am

    Man, whats w these teachers.?!! Little children got little bladders, how would they like it if they were denied the basic human right to relieve themself!!

  12. Silvist SØLØ on November 22, 2022 at 7:47 am

    I may have pissed in a tenis court while my aunt and grandma stood there,
    I remember it daily, it’s torture

  13. MegaRhombus753 on November 22, 2022 at 7:47 am

    Ima share a story since it applies to this.
    So one day a few weeks before my high school graduation a couple of months ago me and mom went to a laundromat to clean our couch pillows and other big items we went to this indian restaurant across the street from the laundromat I had some peanut butter noodles or something after that we went to my grandma’s house. While we were talking and chatting about me graduating i felt what i thought was a tiny fart. Turns out that it was runny diarrhea. For context my grandma is handicapped and has a booster seat to use the toilet. I had to take off the booster seat when I realized that it was dirreha. I spent twenty minutes on the toilet shit runny dirreha.
    I think I owe my grandma a new toilet.

  14. Chronicles of the lost Princesses on November 22, 2022 at 7:50 am

    how are u going to tell someone who is vomiting blood to calm down tf

  15. EvaTheCat9 on November 22, 2022 at 7:50 am

    15:56 I feel this will help me while writing my narrative essay

  16. Gabriel Bruce on November 22, 2022 at 7:52 am

    Oh boy.
    So have you ever had to pee while sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic at a border station? Yeah. By the time we got to a toilet I had been holding it for eight hours straight, and to top it all off, my parents yelled at me for my "thoughtlessness". We’d been driving nonstop for about three hours before that, what was I supposed to do, piss in a cup?

  17. Say_What on November 22, 2022 at 7:53 am


  18. Peter Bair on November 22, 2022 at 7:55 am

    So the cop takes one look at the guy and one whiff of the car and says you know what frick it,gets in his car and drives away 🤣

  19. Exoboa on November 22, 2022 at 7:55 am

    Here’s my shit story: I was about to go to work when I had the sudden urge to shit. I pull into a firehouse subs, they had just opened their doors for the door for business, I ran into a bathroom and let loose the worst liquid shit I’ve ever conceived. After I’m done filling up what was the bathroom is now a temporary gas chambers, I wipe myself and try to flush but with my luck it doesn’t and it proceeded to rise spewing onto the floor. I tried to run out but was stopped and said that I had to order something cause I used their bathrooms. While I was waiting for my meal to come out I was really hoping and praying no one went in. After receiving and paying for my meal I run out put my meal on top of my car and sped off. After a few hundred feet I realized I left my meal on top of my car still. Oh well

  20. KB’s Creations on November 22, 2022 at 7:56 am


    🤯 How hard is it to give the video a listen after you’re done editing??

  21. Saved by Grace on November 22, 2022 at 7:57 am

    I’m sorry but banging a girl while she’s bleeding on the rag is absolutely revolting and makes my stomach churn. Feckin’ nasty

  22. Press Start Gaming on November 22, 2022 at 7:59 am


  23. Susan Robinson on November 22, 2022 at 7:59 am

    “On my way back from my honeymoon I had decided to stop at a Taco Bell”
    That was your first mistake…

  24. Rebekah Searcy on November 22, 2022 at 7:59 am

    I had to go once in elementary school and I was on the bus. My stomach was hurting so bad that I was crying. My neighbor who I didn’t like made fun of me once the next year on the bus for that incident. She once asked the bus driver to reserve some seats for her and her friends for her birthday. That was the main reason why I didn’t like her. When I got off the bus I ran to my house like a lightning bolt. This also happened on Valentines day too.

  25. Capricorn Of January 4th Bakugou vs Deku on November 22, 2022 at 8:01 am

    Good God, that first story. 😭

  26. Garreth Boland on November 22, 2022 at 8:01 am

    The very first story….. goodness that sounds like hell hahahaha

  27. Insert Name Here on November 22, 2022 at 8:01 am

    The first story made me laugh so hard my chest started hurting geez loueez

  28. AtlasNovack on November 22, 2022 at 8:02 am

    "Crying and pooping and pouring blood all at the same time" 🤣 awww

  29. Coyote OnPeyote on November 22, 2022 at 8:02 am

    this is why you keep a change of clothes and a tp roll in your car

  30. Souhridyo Bose on November 22, 2022 at 8:02 am

    I loathe myself for finding this so hilarious.

  31. HeyItWorked99 on November 22, 2022 at 8:02 am

    20:24 food food food food food food food food

  32. Noel Sinclair on November 22, 2022 at 8:04 am


    Ah s

    Here we go again

  33. Garreth Boland on November 22, 2022 at 8:05 am

    As a kid in little league baseball back in the 90s, I had to pee so bad that my ancestors could feel it. I was playing left field and in the middle of an inning, ran to the dugout to ask my coach if I could go to the bathroom. He yelled at me and told me to get back on the field. Of course, after the inning ended, I was first up to bat and I wound up peeing my pants while in the batter’s box hahaha. Strange thing was, while expecting everyone, including the crowd, to erupt into laughter, nothing happened. It was a rainy, sloppy, muddy night game and I guess my pants were already gross enough for no one to notice, except my mom the next day when she did laundry.

  34. Az cardinalds23 on November 22, 2022 at 8:05 am

    I was a kid and I couldn’t make it. The doors were locked next to the play ground and I had to run to the cafeteria ( 2nd grade ) and that one was locked also so I had to run to the far restroom. Had to pee bad. Made it and I tried to unblocked my pants but it was hard and it was too late. I started peeing my pants and crying. 😭😭😭😭 poor me. I went to class in my blue jeans with a dark blue pee stain on my pants and my teacher called my to her desk and said ***** did you have an accident. I was so embarrassed but I got to go home

  35. I don’t watch meowbah on November 22, 2022 at 8:05 am

    Near miss story:

    I was a middle school student doing make ups for when you missed a test. I had to retake it because is was incredibly sick the night prior. Anyway, we are at computer lab doing a test makeups (keep in mind, this was an FSA test, so very important) so here is a class of 17- 20 students doing make ups, until the dreadful sound of an iPhone notification went off, my teacher was confused, as well as the class, and asked whose phone it was. No one said anything, so she threatened to invalidate the whole class’ tests if she had to. No one still spilled the beans. At this point, I really have to go to the bathroom. My teacher called an administrator, and notified them about the problem, 5 mins later, she gets on the phone with some person official. It’s at this point the whole class wants someone to just admit who it was, this was all a 40 minute event, and my urge to go to the bathroom grew stronger by the second, so I got up and asked to go to the bathroom, to which I got shut down almost immediately. So it was at this point the whole class became restless, and 1 girl even started crying, and while all this was going down, all I could think about was the fact that I was mere moments away for causing a very embarrassing mistake. I was beginning to grow impatient, and went to check my bag, it was not my phone who made the ding. So the second time I asked the teacher to go to the bathroom, she’d finally let me go.

    So yeh, that’s the story of how I almost p’d myself in the middle of a full classroom

  36. Daniel Leonis on November 22, 2022 at 8:06 am

    3 hour multi bus ride home from an amusement park. Me [ftm] and my ex [cis man] both have to pee like crazy. He considers just going in the bushes on the walk home from the bus stop, but decides not to since it wouldn’t be fair to me.
    About 15 mins from home it starts raining. Nothing hard, but definitely annoying. We make a mad dash for the bathroom soon as we get the door unlocked, I get the toilet and he pees in the bath tub lmao

  37. EggYT on November 22, 2022 at 8:07 am

    Why do I watch things like this even though they make me need to piss?

  38. Greg's Mind on November 22, 2022 at 8:07 am

    This whole video is one long stand-up comedy act. I love it.

  39. Js94 on November 22, 2022 at 8:08 am

    Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath, Only to find the bath…..

  40. Ambri B on November 22, 2022 at 8:08 am

    These stories would be soooo much better without the robot voice and an actual person reading then but still funny though lol.

  41. Beatrix Martin on November 22, 2022 at 8:14 am

    I have two crap stories to share. The first time was when I was going to Time Warner (now Spectrum) to set up some wifi in my first apartment. Not sure what I ate that day but as soon as I get to the parking lot, I tell my Mom I need to go home to use a bathroom. She rushes me to her apartment and I spend a good amount of time in the bathroom, looking at my briefs that had sustained a bit of a casualty from my sudden diarrhea attack.
    The second happened when I was walking to my Mom’s house to pick up a package that got sent their by accident. Halfway there, I had a sudden urge to drop a turd but was way too far away from a toilet and knew walking would be too painful and almost impossible. I called my Mom to pick me up near an intersection but knew I’d have crap in my pants if I waited, so I used the little woods area I was next too to hide myself and did my business. My Mom thankfully let me use her shower and washer.

  42. Jack on November 22, 2022 at 8:15 am

    only to find the bath only to find the bath only to find the bath only to find the bath only to find the bath only to find the bath only to find the bath only to find the bath only to find the bath only to find the bath

  43. Roxanne on November 22, 2022 at 8:17 am

    I had a severe stomach bug a few months back to the point I thought I was going to end up in hospital.

    I’m not exaggerating when I say I felt like I was going to die and I had never ever been so sick, not even as a kid (I’m 25) I threw up stomach contents only once, but dry heaved a few times, mainly in the morning for some reason. However, I had horrendous explosive craps to the point I couldn’t get off of the toilet. There was so much coming out, I don’t even know how the human body can produce so much!!

    I kept getting this agonising cramp in the centre of my stomach every few minutes non-stop for 6 days. I couldn’t sleep as every time I even went to climb into bed, my bowel would scream at me to run to the toilet. This happened virtually all night long, with only short periods of time where I’d get a tiny bit of sleep, mostly having fever dreams.

    I feel ashamed to admit this but I kept crapping myself without realising to the point I had to (I know this may sound funny but i had not choice) I had to stuff toilet paper between my butt cheeks, just to catch whatever came out by accident. Even then, some of it still managed to end up in my underwear. Maybe I should’ve asked somebody to go out and buy adult diapers lol but didn’t really think of that. My mum had to go to our local pharmacy and ask for advice and buy meds but nothing actually worked.

    I just had to fight through it and I’m right here telling the tale, so there you have it. I wonder if it was actually some kind of food poisoning, not just a stomach virus. I was scared to shit for weeks after that, it totally scarred me! No joke.

  44. Zoe Sherwin on November 22, 2022 at 8:17 am

    I had been telling my step dad I had to use the bathroom for about 30 minutes and instead of stopping at the first gas station he insisted we drive to the next one which was closed.
    He then stepped on the gas and kept diving and I began screaming, I eventually said “if you don’t turn the car around right now I am going to poop all over your backseat and will not be the one cleaning it!”
    By the time we had turned around and I was climbing out of the backseat I shit all over his daughter(there was three of us in the backseat and I was squished in the middle)
    And true to my word I didn’t clean a single bit. He had to clean up his screaming kid and the backseat of the car all on his own

  45. Spliced Shadow on November 22, 2022 at 8:20 am

    This is already such a low effort video… and you cant check watch it for These stutter issues? Disliked und unsubscribed… pls everyone Else do the same!

  46. blackhawks81H on November 22, 2022 at 8:20 am

    I totally lost it at "when my dad got back to the car, he stepped on it"… I can just imagine some dude being utterly confused like "WTF? In the middle of a parking lot? I don’t remember there being a shit there 15 minutes ago when I walked past" hahaha

  47. Yeyote F on November 22, 2022 at 8:24 am

    I added more eggs and spinach to my diet once and it caused a blowout on a path in a public park. The worst part of the experience was that after I was hobbled over trying to do everything in my power to prevent the blast and failed, the seal was breached and I just kept going because once that line is crossed the pain relief to embarrassment ratio changes massively. That and having to clean my shower with bleach. Luckily for me it was dark out so I ninja’d home

  48. Tony’s Trains on November 22, 2022 at 8:27 am

    In Boy Scouts I once got very sick and I was crapping almost pure liquid diarrhea for several weeks apparently I had caught some food born evil thing that made me miserable thankfully I got better but that poor outhouse almost smelled of death

  49. Reddit Troll on November 22, 2022 at 8:27 am

    diarrhea on a six flags ride

  50. Amelia Carr on November 22, 2022 at 8:27 am

    literally two days ago me and mymom were driving from (four and a half ours to our home) and we stopped two and a half ours in at virginia diner we both had fried chicken and i also had mac and cheeze and she had colslaw (cabbage) and when we were like 30 minutes away from our house my mom said we had to stop at our old house because she had to use the bathroom and thank god she said it becuz i had to go to and our old house was like 21 minutes away from where we were and my mind was like `yeah i can hold it for 21 minutes` and when it turned to 16 minutes until we got there i was frickin clenching my cheeks and i couldnt fart or else all my shit would come out and so as i was clenching cheeks holding in fart also holding in a fart made me shake so it was very uncomfortable luckily there was a royal farms and we had to go there and thank god there was noone in the stalls becz there were two ****ing stalls in that place but thankgod for royale farms cause if there wasnt we both would have been shitting and pissing and crying in the car.

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