funfact: pronouncing bacon with an english accent sounds like beercan in jamaican accent
edit: its the other way around. bacon in jamaican sounds like english beercan
This is the video that got me hooked. Seen whole platters of bacon walk off with some Pillsbury doughboy in shorts and a beard. How do you explain a lack of bacon to your family?
Thanks a lot Jim….here I am sick in bed…NOW I gotta get up and cook me up some BAAAAACON!……….it’s your fault…..and the village that didn’t raise me properly
You WERE my all time favorite comedian but that’s over your an asshole hope you lose your family and business so much for your catholic religion idol worshiper you got to much success well let’s see what happens
Unsubscribed and yes it is because I am not sending even a penny to a partisan political hack that does not care about half his audience, and despite the fact that I have enjoyed his apolitical humor up until now.
Once upon a time, you were very sick and the doctor came in and said, "we have a match. you have the same disease that a lot of other people do. you’re gonna die."
so you grab him by the collar and tell him, "you can’t just come in here and tell me that I’m gonna die." he says, "there is a cure but we don’t
have it here."
"who has it?"
"the hospital about 20 miles away, but it’s very expensive and you can’t afford it."
Then one of your friends and his son walk in and asks the doctor what’s wrong with you.
He then tells you, "I can go and get the medicine but I don’t have the money."
his son says, "Dad, I got the money to save him."
on the way to the hospital, their car hits a tree and the son is killed. your friend continues to the hospital crying, he gets the medicine and saves your life.
Jesus died so that you could be saved. He knows everything about you and He loves you. He died so that you could go to heaven. He paid for your sins and carried them with Him on the cross.
If you want to be saved, know that you’ve done many things that are wrong and ask Jesus to save you. that’s it.
This is the story that changed my life. I hope it changes yours.
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Jim Gaffigan.
funfact: pronouncing bacon with an english accent sounds like beercan in jamaican accent
edit: its the other way around. bacon in jamaican sounds like english beercan
Jim Gaffigan you poked the wrong bear. I’m done with you.
I love this bit!
I’m done with this guy after he called Trump a racist.
Haha!! Right?? If it’s so great outside then why are all the bugs trying to get in my house? 😂💯
I want moreeeee bacon 🥓 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Only those waking up in chronic pain are not laughing at the bed jokes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwAnWHyV3oM
Gaffigan is a leftist a$$
This is the video that got me hooked. Seen whole platters of bacon walk off with some Pillsbury doughboy in shorts and a beard. How do you explain a lack of bacon to your family?
peppa pig
Jim Gaffigan – Always good to meet another fellow indoorsy person.
Thanks a lot Jim….here I am sick in bed…NOW I gotta get up and cook me up some BAAAAACON!……….it’s your fault…..and the village that didn’t raise me properly
Let’s get Cookin’… He just did.
A masterpiece of standup writing and delivery.
keeping up with the kardashians
Never has someone captured my thoughts on camping.
Who’s the stupid one now tent city?
Lame crowd!
Camping is pretending you’re homeless.
And for my first decision of the day, I’m going back to bed. ❤️❤️❤️
Just shows cussing is for weak comics. 😏💓
I used to have this rule about never drinking before noon unless I was camping, but now I’m camping forever.
I have heard of campers being murdered in their tent.
This was the first Jim Gaffigan video I ever happened upon. I came back for the nostalgia!
Hilarious! Easily among my fav all-time comedians
He’s so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this comedian. I love you Jim! It hope so much to laugh and have it not be at somebody!
2:45 in Florida there are gators at some of the water hazards… Making them EXTRA HAZARDOUS
You WERE my all time favorite comedian but that’s over your an asshole hope you lose your family and business so much for your catholic religion idol worshiper you got to much success well let’s see what happens
Thanks to Sunday Morning I have discovered Jim Gaffigan. His comedy routine is tip-top .
Unsubscribed and yes it is because I am not sending even a penny to a partisan political hack that does not care about half his audience, and despite the fact that I have enjoyed his apolitical humor up until now.
Jim you’re bacon
I love how he’s funny without cursing
Jim has a style all his own
‘You’ll wake up freezing covered in a rash’ …’ok, I’ll go’ 🤣🤣🤣
Stupid routine
Would have been a lot funnier if he said fuck as many times as he said bacon;)
Once upon a time, you were very sick and the doctor came in and said, "we have a match. you have the same disease that a lot of other people do. you’re gonna die."
so you grab him by the collar and tell him, "you can’t just come in here and tell me that I’m gonna die." he says, "there is a cure but we don’t
have it here."
"who has it?"
"the hospital about 20 miles away, but it’s very expensive and you can’t afford it."
Then one of your friends and his son walk in and asks the doctor what’s wrong with you.
He then tells you, "I can go and get the medicine but I don’t have the money."
his son says, "Dad, I got the money to save him."
on the way to the hospital, their car hits a tree and the son is killed. your friend continues to the hospital crying, he gets the medicine and saves your life.
Jesus died so that you could be saved. He knows everything about you and He loves you. He died so that you could go to heaven. He paid for your sins and carried them with Him on the cross.
If you want to be saved, know that you’ve done many things that are wrong and ask Jesus to save you. that’s it.
This is the story that changed my life. I hope it changes yours.
As a person who had gone on multiple 7-10 day solo hikes, I realize how unbelievably lucky I am to enjoy modern living.
That was fantastic 🙌 Brilliant segway use in linking jokes together!
Jim, this is excellent
barney
when he does "what the audience is thinking" kills me…xD
"I don’t mess with no dead bodies. I’m a bear, not an ANIMAL"
dude bear wants ya u done they swim run and climb faster
he has a minor issue with emphasis on the wrong words. would help tremendously with his jokes (but they still appear to be a hit!)
Excellent 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Canadians have no humour